You can contact me by sending an electronic mail to the address that starts with my first name, which is Bojan, is then followed by a dot and then by my family name, which is Koprivica. That will get you to about the half of what you need to do, an occasion that will be celebrated by a monkey sign, because there has to be a monkey in every good celebration. To cap it off, you should further type wooden feather in German, which is holzfeder, and for the nice finishing touch, how about another dot and totally inappropriate com for company.
If there is a little robot that comes to my pages at nights and manages to reconstruct my mail address from the above description, I totally encourage it to write to me. I think we would get along great, as it showed better level of comprehension than a significant portion of humans I have to deal with.